You know that sword Frodo pulls out of Bilbo’s chest in the beginning of the movie?
It’s one of Fili’s.
YOU SHOULD SPECIFY THAT YOU MEAN ‘TREASURE CHEST’ OR ‘STORAGE CHEST’ AND NOT ‘RIBCAGE’
BECAUSE IT’S 2 AM AND I JUST DID THE WORST DOUBLETAKE
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.