When everyone else isnt listening:

grapefruitshampoo:

nerdographer:

Maybe Moriarty was trying to write ‘I <3 U’ on the apple but he messed up and was too embarrassed to ask for another one

so he killed sherlock instead

(Source: lissaraptor, via perfectionisjustamyth)

jaredhower:

i hate when i wear a skirt or dress somewhere and people ask me why i’m dressed so fancy like i don’t need an occasion to free my legs from the constraints of pants thank you very much

(Source: isaacedlahey, via rainyromance)

icedteaandoldlace:

If Tim Burton had directed Harry Potter, you just know that he would have cast Johnny Depp as Molly Weasley, ‘cause he always has to kill Helena’s character.

(via rainyromance)

scorpioninthesink:

morelenmir:

You know that sword Frodo pulls out of Bilbo’s chest in the beginning of the movie?

It’s one of Fili’s.

YOU SHOULD SPECIFY THAT YOU MEAN ‘TREASURE CHEST’ OR ‘STORAGE CHEST’ AND NOT ‘RIBCAGE’
BECAUSE IT’S 2 AM AND I JUST DID THE WORST DOUBLETAKE
ALSO NO

(Source: teamponytail, via perfectionisjustamyth)

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

(via kaitlynncrane)